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Fona 2-16-23 A Dentist Story (HDL eat your heart out)

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good Thursday morning gonts and gontlets.
    Today I have an appointment at the dentist.
    Back in October I had went to a different dentist who infected my gumline with bacteria in order to try and squeeze money out of me by forcing me to make more appointments although since she never cleaned my teeth to begin with which is what that appointment was suppose to be for I opted to not pay her and go find a better dentist.
    Having moved since then I found myself withing range of my old childhood dentist and so I set things up to go back.
    Now it's been a bit rough getting all the new patient stuff taken care of again because they keep referring to me Andy and instead of calling my phone to verify stuff they keep calling my mom.
    Anyways, today I go in for part 1 of 3 with is to have half my teeth deep cleaned (I think the left side first).
    I won't be surprised if I walk out of there today missing teeth.
    Part 2 of 3 which I have yet to schedule is deep cleaning for the right side and part 3/3 will be to remove my wizdom teeth.
    I'm pretty nervous about today. My gumline has been bleeding a lot ever since going to that first quack dentist who tried murdering me.
    All I know is I have to do something and if I lose all my teeth in the process at least I tried.

    After the dentist I might go get my oil changed and head to BigSandys to look at dishwashers in person.

    Hope you all have a great day.
    Love,
    -Fona
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I went to work for a few hours.
    Now Im at the dentist.
    Oh golly.
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  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wow,, your life is much cooler than that loser, his website encourages people to phone the police on themselves

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood also known as "violation of various Federal, State, and local laws We recommend that you contact your local law enforcement officials before undertaking any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web …"

    They literally admit to calling cops in their robots.txt lmao losers


    FAKE TOTSE FAKE FAKE FAKE DO NOT VISIT NEWTOTSE IM WARNING THE WIDER TOTSE COMMUNITY TO STAY AWAY!! ITS A COOP TRAP RUN BY A PSYCHORIC EVIL POLICE CADET!!!




    The only part of "TOTSE" that it has is their STOLEN text files which can be found in many places. I"M GETTING NEWTOTSE REMOVED FROM WIKIPEDIA THEY ARE EVIL!!!!!!!

    https://raw.githubusercontent.com/macubergeek/ctf/master/docs/secretfr.txt

    https://intosanctuary.com/index.php?pages/history/
  4. #4
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Keep complaining about the pain until they give you the good opioids
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sounds like gingivitis or wtf ever man not good. Make sure to take care of your dental health. I let mine go when I was homeless n shit but got em all fixed after. I even got 2 molars pulled for free when I did my county year and got taken out to go to an outside oral surgeon. All free payed for by the state of Missouri. When I got my 4 impacted wisdom teeth taken out just with numbing and nitrous I got Hella vics and that's what started my opiate use
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  7. #7
    2023 and they still dont have ch3mical solutions that clean your teeths without dentists.

    there must be some dentist conspiracy that prevents the developement of this solution.

    dentists must be having sexual arousal and orgasm while scaling your teeths with sharp metals like homosexuals enjoy sucking dicks.
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    https://www.bigsandysuperstore.com/product/ge-profile-24-fingerprint-resistant-stainless-steel-built-in-dishwasher-824874

    Got that one
  9. #9
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    your threads are always really dumb and i didnt read more than a couple lines but threw you a thanks for "gonts and gontlets"
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  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    GONTLETS LMAO
  11. #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian your threads are always really dumb and i didnt read more than a couple lines but threw you a thanks for "gonts and gontlets"

    Thanks. I give you a thanks back for having Beeno as your avatar.
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