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2023-02-01 at 5:25 PM UTCLast night I refreshed Woot.com to see what the new daily deals would be and I found these boxer briefs,
I was mere seconds away from buying them when I noticed there wasn't a little curtain to pull your wiener through and pee.
Confused AF I called poison control who informed me that some people prefer to unbuckle their belts, unbutton and unzip their jeans and then pull their wiener over the top.
I've never heard of such crazy shit before and it seems really strange to me.
I wear boxer briefs that kind of look like these,
just mine have a lot more stains. But they make sense because when I go to pee I just unzip my jeans and go fishing for my penis through the little curtain in my boxer briefs and then I pull it out and wizz.
This comes after also finding out some guys prefer to wipe their asses bottom to top but that's a different thread.
Can someone please explain WTF for me? -
2023-02-01 at 5:28 PM UTCYour woman is going to see this in your history and think you like menThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-01 at 7:23 PM UTCI pull my shorts down and go over the top and I wear bikinis now which I have found quite nice rather than swimming in boxers, mine don't have the cock door.
I wear a lot of layers and my cock isn't really long enough to weave through all that shit plus what are.the chances everything is lined up right anyway personally I think your fucced up do you wear flapjack pants with the trap door on your asshole too and take a crap with your pants on arnyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-01 at 7:30 PM UTCListen up, you dim-witted factory workers! To urinate, you need to find a comfortable spot to sit or stand. Now, imagine you're a silly animal like a sheep and crouch down a bit, like a sheep grazing in a meadow. Now, take a deep breath and let go. When you're done, stand up like a sheep getting off the ground, and you're all set! It's not rocket science, so don't screw it up!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-01 at 9:24 PM UTCdagnabbit now im flipped over in a flower bed what do i do
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2023-02-01 at 10 PM UTC
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2023-02-02 at 8:11 AM UTCFONA WEARS WHITEY TIGHTIES ROFL
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2023-02-02 at 8:11 AM UTCMy hilfiger boxers dont have a peehole in them so i just go through the leg or over the top
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2023-02-02 at 1:29 PM UTCIf its 3.15am I sit down like a woman because I don't want to piss on the cat in the dark (I only do that in daylight)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-02 at 1:51 PM UTC
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2023-02-02 at 2:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why wont you turn on the light ?
because you dont want to wake the lights up ?
I never turn on the lights, Alexa does that.
ETA: I'm also a light (no pun intended) sleeper and insomniac...if I have light on I'm not getting back to sleep anytime soon as my body says "oh you're up! Lets do some shit"
Last night for example...woked up at 1.15am and have been awake since... -
2023-02-02 at 2:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I never turn on the lights, Alexa does that.
ETA: I'm also a light (no pun intended) sleeper and insomniac…if I have light on I'm not getting back to sleep anytime soon as my body says "oh you're up! Lets do some shit"
Last night for example…woked up at 1.15am and have been awake since…
So u have a personal NSA notetaker in ur house? Nice -
2023-02-02 at 2:05 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-02-02 at 2:08 PM UTCHell yah bro sounds invasive
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2023-02-02 at 2:09 PM UTCIf Uncle Sam wants to record me whacking off to XOzilla.com then so be it!
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2023-02-02 at 2:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I never turn on the lights, Alexa does that.
ETA: I'm also a light (no pun intended) sleeper and insomniac…if I have light on I'm not getting back to sleep anytime soon as my body says "oh you're up! Lets do some shit"
Last night for example…woked up at 1.15am and have been awake since…
high IQ people are seldomly light sleepers or insomniacs.
and lol at failure at your british language.
did you actually pass your english test ? ? GSCE ?
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2023-02-02 at 2:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny high IQ people are seldomly light sleepers or insomniacs.
and lol at failure at your british language.
did you actually pass your english test ? ? GCSE ?
lets see your english credentials.
I got an O'level in English, the GSCE shit happened after I left school
..AND AGAIN, THERE IS NO BRITISH LANGUAGE -
2023-02-02 at 2:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got an O'level in English, the GSCE shit happened after I left school
..AND AGAIN, THERE IS NO BRITISH LANGUAGE
heres a simple trouble shooting guide to ass-sist you with understanding your native language.Is Engish a language → Yes.
Is there such a thing as British English → Yes
Is British English a British Language → Yes -
2023-02-02 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
heres a simple trouble shooting guide to ass-sist you with understanding your native language.
There is no such thing as the British language
There are various languages spoken in Great Britain...English/Gaelic/Welsh/Cornish etc.
So no, The "British Language" can't be native as there are multiple ones.
REMAIN IN SCHOOL CHILD! -
2023-02-03 at 2:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
There is no such thing as the British language
There are various languages spoken in Great Britain…English/Gaelic/Welsh/Cornish etc.
So no, The "British Language" can't be native as there are multiple ones.
REMAIN IN SCHOOL CHILD!
↑ doesnt understand the definition of "native" in his own native language.
