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If someone puts money under you're wiper, CALL 911

  1. #1
    There's been a rash of people going around putting 100 dollar bills under windshield blades. In the great republic of Texas it is a CRIME to put hands on another man's wipers without fear for your life or property. Put a tennis ball on you're tire at night and wrap you're mirrors in tin foil glue pennies to your kids shoes so they get bad traction and fall and fuck there face up and then go buy a pallet of Charmin
  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    I bought 100 fake 50$ bills from Wish.com, ran them through a washing machine, and when I was drunk walking around (one of my favorite past times before I quit drinking) I would crumple up the 50$ and stick them in bushes, gutters, sewer grates, cracks in the ground, pretty much anywhere a drunk would find them outside of bars/taverns. My goal was to create CHAOS by having drunks spend the unfamiliar 50$ bill (Who has honestly handled a 50$ bill in recent memory, 20s and 100s yea) at the tavern and then try to claim they didn't know just found it did it by accident.

    But as is RIGHT for adult pranksters, i do not wait around to watch what happens.
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