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So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoon

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I made plans to meet for shopping again and lunch yesterday because I did need to get a few items for myself still and said later on we could take Boris to a park we’d never been to

    At first the shopping part was always a good idea to me because it’s a not so fun any more way of spending quality time together and I got really impatient again and ended up having to walk off to do my own things to meet for a late lunch

    Before I knew it I already had more than everything I needed and was just buying shit to pass the time but basically this ended up as an all day thing then finished at the food court

    After almost getting out of that nightmare shopping spree mall she wanted to go to an Asian store called “Miniso”- had to look it up to confirm its Japanese inspired but all the same to me

    I couldn’t bare it anymore by that time so I said fair enough but you have get me ANYTHING I ask for in there and she agreed but it turns out I was more interested in that place than her so I started really taking my time trying to get my own back and piss her off which it did (they sold an Asian kind of Lego I didn’t know about so that’s what I decided on)

    Finally we walk out and just a couple of stores down there’s a proper Lego store I knew it was there anyway so to further piss her off I make sure I take my time in there also, except for me it’s somewhere I have to buy something before I leave so I let her choose literally anything in there knowing she doesn’t care for Lego and that I’d probably end up with whatever she picked

    And that was that so I thought

    TL;DR - Feels like we’ve done everything so we should travel more, angry all day shopping spree including Asian Lego, ended up at another Filipinos home preaching about love I was put on the spot having to recite several times but it’s becoming more natural

    It should have been about Boris but he was taken care of in the end
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Interesting how more than 2 users have Johnson in their Avi name or in real life. Or Both.
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Interesting how more than 2 users have Johnson in their Avi name or in real life. Or Both.

    Looks like this guy really did leave for good

    Anyway, we both donated blood today for the first time and saw The Batman which is 3 hours long and awful, half of the time I was sat on the shitter constipated - I tried to blame it on some Filipino food she cooked me 😬

    I’m finally shitting everywhere now after taking a powder drink called Fybogel
  4. Originally posted by Grylls Looks like this guy really did leave for good

    2022-02-26
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2022-02-26

    Cool

    2022-02-28
  6. Originally posted by Grylls Cool

    2022-02-28

    Yup..which means he posted what you quoted 2 days before he said he was leaving...math is hard.
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Long story short

    Moving in to my (potentially our) new flat tomorrow, she’s cutting her sightseeing tour early because of that but doesn’t yet know the address

    Be careful what you wish for
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Ghost grills should brick himself



    single color minifigures are not commonly produced so I think this will actually go up in value once it's out of production. I have only seen them once before and they are one of the most faked types of lego figures because it's difficult to get official single color minifigs.

    The only ones I know of are army men, and most listings on ebay are not real lego its chinese fake lego.

  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Brick yo self foo
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls Long story short

    Moving in to my (potentially our) new flat tomorrow, she’s cutting her sightseeing tour early because of that but doesn’t yet know the address

    Be careful what you wish for

    I moved one time and lied about the floor I was moving to so I could lose dis ho but she eventually got access and sunk her teef in.

    So moving in is big, I don't really understand your relationship but it sounds kinda cute and somewhat healthy so I hope you get married and have 95 chillins
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I kicked her out last night 🤣

    She’ll be back it’s just a rough patch

    But just by chance there’s a church right outside and it’s bells ringing as I type this 😕

    Could be the fact it’s midnight though 🤫
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Picked her up from her nightshift and she’s still sleeping, thought I’d make an attempt at being romantic before I head out



    Hope she gets it 😬
  14. Originally posted by Grylls Picked her up from her nightshift and she’s still sleeping, thought I’d make an attempt at being romantic before I head out



    Hope she gets it 😬


    can't read it...too small

    Never mind I figured it out

    "if you wake up"?? how badly did you beat her that she might not?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    "when you wake up"

    prolly woulda done it but what do I know I am collecting cans today and I see these coke cans that are like silver and purple limited edition shit
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I didn’t roger her that hard 😕

    Nah I just thought she might get up and try figure out how to put the heating on I should have explained it
  17. Originally posted by Grylls I didn’t roger her that hard 😕

    Nah I just thought she might get up and try figure out how to put the heating on I should have explained it

    You're a good lad Grylls, I don't care what anyone else says about you.
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're a good lad Grylls, I don't care what anyone else says about you.

    ya you godds get married saanmd havem kids
  19. Originally posted by BummyMofo ya you godds get married saanmd havem greggs meat and potato pasties.

    Good idea
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good idea
    ?
    arent you a sharp wit brit bong boiii . You smnokeing that K2 clone synthetic shit or crystal meth?
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