2017-04-13 at 6:24 PM UTC
(inb4 Bill Krozby)
I was friends with some lady on FB who would dissect cats and upload the pics for everyone to get mad at her. She was friends with the serial killer Luka Magnotta and fed animals to snakes with him on video. She posted on 4chan and documentingreality. I made fun of her bulimia online and she drove across country to knock on my door, trespass on my front porch and say hi, it was creepy. I blocked her eventually.
2017-04-13 at 6:52 PM UTC
The girl I smoked meth with was quite the mongolroy
2017-04-13 at 6:56 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
When I was in high school I went off campus during lunch one day with some friends to smoke cigarettes. We were doing this behind a Burger King when we were approached by a young and somewhat handsome looking homeless man. He looked to be about mid-twenties, with shoulder-length hair and a classic hobo stick. He asked me for a cigarette and I gave him one, which he repaid in weed unexpectedly. Then he asked me if I thought people could fly, and I said obviously no. He produced from his hobo pack a small tapestry that he said he stole from a museum, which depicted a man communing with a birdlike deity, I think Horus from the artistic style and surrounding hieroglyphs. He insisted that it's deciphering would contain the secret to human flight. My friend told the school resource officer about him, who notified the local police. They picked him up and we were commended on our decision by the dean because this guy was wanted in multiple states for a crime we were not told. Anyway, now my friend is 300 pounds and looks like shit. Easily the most degenerate person I've ever met.
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2017-04-13 at 8:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick
When I was in high school I went off campus during lunch one day with some friends to smoke cigarettes. We were doing this behind a Burger King when we were approached by a young and somewhat handsome looking homeless man. He looked to be about mid-twenties, with shoulder-length hair and a classic hobo stick. He asked me for a cigarette and I gave him one, which he repaid in weed unexpectedly. Then he asked me if I thought people could fly, and I said obviously no. He produced from his hobo pack a small tapestry that he said he stole from a museum, which depicted a man communing with a birdlike deity, I think Horus from the artistic style and surrounding hieroglyphs. He insisted that it's deciphering would contain the secret to human flight. My friend told the school resource officer about him, who notified the local police. They picked him up and we were commended on our decision by the dean because this guy was wanted in multiple states for a crime we were not told. Anyway, now my friend is 300 pounds and looks like shit. Easily the most degenerate person I've ever met.
seems kinda normal. you're a snitch
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2017-04-13 at 8:45 PM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
I let some hooker use my cell phone and she offered me blowjob in return, which i declined. prob them.
2017-04-13 at 8:46 PM UTC
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2017-04-13 at 9:01 PM UTC
I cant pinpoint a person but id have to say meth crack head mix type personality combined with being a sexual deviant. I met a homeless person that carried these traits who I think they died in the mountains because a bus kicked them off in a small town far from civilization.
2017-04-13 at 9:02 PM UTC
either that or any Brony ever.
2017-04-13 at 10:18 PM UTC
i just got outta prison. where you want me to start?
2017-04-14 at 2:20 AM UTC
lantiqua87
Houston
[my imperatively healing tajikistan]
THIS NIGGA JEREMY DOWN THA STEET, THIS NIGGA ALWAYZ SMOKIN ROCKS AND BEATING HIS BYTCHEZ AZZ SILLY THAT NYGGA GETS TOO SMOAKED UP ON DEM ROCKS THO
2017-04-14 at 2:29 AM UTC
When I was on H my dealer always brought her kid with her and we'd just shoot up in front of him. The house was filthy. There was some eternal shit stain in the corner from what I was told was a dog who didn't live there anymore. All they had was cats and trash. Lots and lots of trash.
One time her boyfriend came out (this woman was like 40 by the way) and they started arguing over the place being a mess, and that how dare she have company over when the house is dirty and that she's probably fucking me to bring me over when the house was that dirty. Note: It was the same level of dirty as always.
Another time I came over and her son pointed a gun at me. Six year old kid. It was unloaded, which apparently I was supposed to know upon entering in and freaking out, but whatever. She yelled at me, then him, then she hit him and came to the couch all calm, gave me my dope and I left.
She's in prison now for distributing CP.
