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You know your an alcoholic when.
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2021-10-09 at 6:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You know you're an alcoholic when:
1. You shit the bed.
2. You start drinking before 10am.
3. Your garage or basement is packed to the ceiling with empty liquor and beer bottles.
4. You've killed two or more persons (consecutively), while driving under the influence.
5. You always argue with the bartender at last call.
6. You don't bother to use glasses or cups anymore.
7. Your skin is turning a motley greyish color.
8. You don't recognize yourself in the mirror.
9. You get discount fliers from various liquor stores in the mail.
10. Your sense of hearing has been reduced down to 10-15%.
11. Your nose is redder and more bulbous than W. C. Fields'. -
2021-10-09 at 7 PM UTC12. You couch dive for quarters to get enough for that last 6-pack.
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2021-10-09 at 8:36 PM UTCalcoholism is a social construct.
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2021-10-09 at 8:37 PM UTCYou know you’re an alcoholic where pounding wine at the beginning of the day seems like the best way to get through it
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2021-10-09 at 8:37 PM UTC6 for sure.
10 has to do with alcohol? -
2021-10-13 at 1:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah figures someone with a microcock would need to do that. I genuinely feel bad for you. You got dealt a sad hand, even sadder with how you decide to play the game (ie taking shit out on people who really didn't deserve it).
How about you keep my fucking name out of your mouth like I've kept yours out of mine you salty lonely rotting bitch.
I haven't even thought about you in months and you're still bent out of shape over me. Get over it or die already you pathetic cunt.
Staying with you was the biggest bullet I've dodged in my life. You are a dick sucking heroin shooting junkie whore who can't even take care of her own limbs let alone her own child. If anyone single member here would really be better off dead it's you. Fucking rich that you seem to think I missed out on something. -
2021-10-13 at 3:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice How about you keep my fucking name out of your mouth like I've kept yours out of mine you salty lonely rotting bitch.
I haven't even thought about you in months and you're still bent out of shape over me. Get over it or die already you pathetic cunt.
Staying with you was the biggest bullet I've dodged in my life. You are a dick sucking heroin shooting junkie whore who can't even take care of her own limbs let alone her own child. If anyone single member here would really be better off dead it's you. Fucking rich that you seem to think I missed out on something.
wait what ?
you have micro cock ? -
2021-10-13 at 3:11 PM UTC
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2021-10-13 at 3:13 PM UTCgot another dui the same day you were released from jail for a dui
didnt happen to me but to a dumb ass cousin of mine -
2021-10-14 at 12:21 AM UTCYou know you’re an alcoholic anything Rudy Giuliani says makes sense to you.
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2021-10-14 at 1:23 AM UTC
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2021-10-14 at 2:05 AM UTC
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2021-10-15 at 3:01 AM UTCI wish I could just buy bigger bottles of vodka,ya like a 5 gallon keg or something like that.
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2021-10-15 at 5:03 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-15 at 8:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah figures someone with a microcock would need to do that. I genuinely feel bad for you. You got dealt a sad hand, even sadder with how you decide to play the game (ie taking shit out on people who really didn't deserve it).
Lol, Solstice is packing a cheap squirt gun, huh? He had to let u know wen it was actually inside of you, rite?🤭👍 -
2021-10-15 at 8:45 PM UTC13. You stand outside The Empire in downtown Fargo begging anyone that passes by for them to go in and buy you an airplane shot cuz you're "trying to stay warm."
