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The 2020 olympics is fucking embarassing

  1. #41
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i hate how they dramatized it and turned it into an episode of jerry springer
  2. #42
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  3. #43
    I always enjoyed pub games. Darts, pool tournaments, local pub soccer league, spitting contests, shove ha'penny, put the cock in the slapper and other such pub games...much more entertaining that some tit running around a track.
  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I too enjoy pub games..

    I think curling is the only Olympic sport that I'll specifically go out of my to watch and its also probably the closest one that could be considered a type of pub game what with its relative simple nature. Like shuffleboard kinda.
  5. #45
    What a couple of geezers.
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  6. #46
    Originally posted by frala What a couple of geezers.

    Someone sucks at shuffleboard.
  7. #47
    Honestly had to Google it bc I am not currently living in a retirement home and don’t know what that is but I did find a pic of you and Garret.

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  8. #48
    wow, look at that winning stance.
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh THATS shuffleboard? I'm thinking of a smaller version of that on a long relatively narrow table. Brb I will ask JEEEVES as we FEEBLE OLD MAN are apt to do.
  10. #50
    Here's what pub shuffleboard looks like...

  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Oh ok I was right. The table version. Fucking LAUREN thinking pub shuffleboard is played on a huge court. Lol
  12. #52
    It's super fun when played in a business suit with a no makeup whore standing watching.
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  13. #53
    I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

    Also Stl don’t thank my posts you jackleg.
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  14. #54
    Originally posted by frala I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

    Also Stl don’t thank my posts you jackleg.

    a REAL pub shuffleboard has sand on it to aid the slide.
  15. #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Gotta say i couldnt have been less interested in these Olympics
  16. #56
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Gotta say i couldnt have been less interested in these Olympics

    Has Swaziland (or wherever it is you come from) ever won a medal?
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Has Swaziland (or wherever it is you come from) ever won a medal?

    Canada plays Sweden tomorrow in the gold medal soccer match.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by mmQ Canada plays Sweden tomorrow in the gold medal soccer match.

    are you sure it isnt sweeden that plays canada.
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes
  20. #60
    well i disagree.
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