Shoplifting pro tip.

1. 2021-05-28 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   https://www.whio.com/news/local/trotwood-shoplifting-suspect-caught-after-car-wont-start/VPXMX52LKRG5ND6VQZBBOB6ODU/#:~:text=TROTWOOD%20%E2%80%94%20A%20man%20accused%20of,t%20start%2C%20according%20to%20investigators.&text=Police%20said%20the%20man%20was,pressure%20washer%20and%20chain%20saws.
   
   Make sure your car will start before you run out of the store with a basket of felony.
2. 2021-05-29 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Jump start? Did he leave the lights on? LMAO maybe he should have lifted a fresh battery first.
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   • BeeReBuddy
3. 2021-05-29 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #3
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   That's why you should always have a taxi idling outside with the trunk already open.
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   • A College Professor
4. 2021-05-30 at 11:26 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston
   I just call an Uber when I shoplift and my car won't start.