so i have a tick, folks.

1. 2021-05-01 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   its just below my buttox cheek. thankfully, I am very limber or else I wouldn't be able to extract the parasite myself. folks, some of us just have no one in this world to yank parasites from our nether regions. 🥀
2. 2021-05-01 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If you need someone to kiss it all better, holler atchyo' boi.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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3. 2021-05-01 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by mmQ If you need someone to kiss it all better, holler atchyo' boi.

   
   thanks bub. its my wish.
   
   
   
   i would consider giving it to a good person for a small rehoming fee
4. 2021-05-01 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Whered you pick the lil buddy up do you think? My personal favorite is finding one in my pubic hair, even better when I find an entire family in there.
5. 2021-05-02 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i was going to say from the wild but theres been a development.
   
   i just saw a tick crawling across my keyboard........... i snatched him up to put with the other tick and it was empty... APPARENTLY altoids tins arent tick-tight. it seems a bit smaller than the one i yanked though its really crazy i put the faggot in a sip lock bag this time
6. 2021-05-02 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I kilt A tick today,, it was crawling on my arm
7. 2021-05-02 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fucking ticks man. I think they can make their way through anything. Baby cockroaches kinda. You can't even stop on to kill me usually because they're so flat. Lol.
   
   When I used to go camping with my dad we would search for them when we got in the car to go home and always at least found a few on ourselves. His thing he liked doing was using the old-school car lighter thing, heating it up and then dropping the ticks onto the burning coils to watch em squirm while being roasted to death. It only took about 10 seconds so it wasn't cruel.
8. 2021-05-02 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by mmQ Fucking ticks man. I think they can make there way through anything. Baby cockroaches kinda. You can't even stop on to kill me usually because they're so flat. Lol.
   
   When I used to go camping with my dad we would search for them when we got in the car to go home and always at least found a few on ourselves. His thing he liked doing was using the old-school car lighter thing, heating it up and then dropping the ticks onto the burning coils to watch em squirm while being roasted to death. It only took about 10 seconds so it wasn't cruel.

   
   thats brilliant i need one of those cigarette lighters for the car i just have an empty socket . speaking of lighting stuff to smoke, did you hear how president biden wants to save black people by banning newports, white owls and swisher sweetz. rock on
9. 2021-05-02 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   Nile bump
   What the fuck man I never saw a tick but your making me feel like I'll see one.
   
   Like I was AMAZED the other day when I saw a raccoon.
   
   Wtf there's all these weird critters out east. Fucking groundhogs n shit
10. 2021-05-02 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Nile What the fuck man I never saw a tick but your making me feel like I'll see one.
    
    Like I was AMAZED the other day when I saw a raccoon.
    
    Wtf there's all these weird critters out east. Fucking groundhogs n shit

    
    hell yeah i saw a o'possum a few months back, it played dead when i got close . critters be wildin
11. 2021-05-02 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    Nile bump
    The prairies got up our critter game for real. Coyotes and prairie dogs? Shiiiit I saw a blue heron here and it was majestic af.
12. 2021-05-02 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by A College Professor thats brilliant i need one of those cigarette lighters for the car i just have an empty socket . speaking of lighting stuff to smoke, did you hear how president biden wants to save black people by banning newports, white owls and swisher sweetz. rock on

    
    I forgot Biden was president.
13. 2021-05-02 at 1:59 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Nile The prairies got up our critter game for real. Coyotes and prairie dogs? Shiiiit I saw a blue heron here and it was majestic af.

    
    Are you from the midwest? Prarie dogs are cool. I FUX WIT DEMZ
14. 2021-05-02 at 2:01 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Nile The prairies got up our critter game for real. Coyotes and prairie dogs? Shiiiit I saw a blue heron here and it was majestic af.

    
    i looked it up those do look really cool *gets a blue heron tat
    
    i heard albatross can go to sleep while theyre gliding around up there
15. 2021-05-02 at 2:01 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by mmQ I forgot Biden was president.

    
    oh hes the president now?
16. 2021-05-02 at 2:01 AM UTC

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    Nile bump

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you from the midwest? Prarie dogs are cool. I FUX WIT DEMZ

    
    I'm from Alberta. The shitty of Edmonton.
17. 2021-05-02 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Nile I'm from Alberta. The shitty of Edmonton.

    
    Oh yeah.
18. 2021-05-02 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by A College Professor oh hes the president now?

    
    I don't remember
19. 2021-05-02 at 2:05 AM UTC

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    Nile bump

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh yeah.

    
    YEA
20. 2021-05-02 at 4:20 AM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by A College Professor its just below my buttox cheek. thankfully, I am very limber or else I wouldn't be able to extract the parasite myself. folks, some of us just have no one in this world to yank parasites from our nether regions. 🥀

    
    I thought you meant a mental tick