Texas never froze when I was in charge

1. 2021-02-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just sayin'
2. 2021-02-16 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #2
   netstat African Astronaut
   edited for privacy
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2021-02-25 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Just sayin'

   
   so it's a conspiracy by the Weather Underground Government? AKA Clinton and Obama
4. 2021-02-25 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by netstat the jedis wanted god emperor trump out so during his presidency they not only manufactured and released covid but also used their space lasers to heat up the atmosphere and convince people the global warming hoax is real, now that their man biden is in power they shut down the lasers and we're trending back toward the ice age many scientists claimed we were on track for back in the later 20th century
   
   folks, you really have no idea how bad things are going to get, not just texas but the whole planet will be a ball of ice by the end of the century and the only ones who will survive are the jedis who can afford to pay elon musk to take them off-planet

   
   You know what I think? I think you're ToiletDuk