2020-07-30 at 1:45 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I did a bunch of shroomies when I was like 16/17, and McDonalds had this 30 cent burger deal going on.
My friend was driving (not a good idea on hallucinogens, or drugs in general really).
We went through the drive through and somehow buying a dozen burgers was like the most hilarious thing ever to us.
We went to the parking lot and started trying to eat them but I couldn't tell up from down.
I fell down on some grass and my boy tossed me a cigarette (even tho I don't even smoke).
Then we went to the fitness center for some fucking reason and my friend sparks up a cigarette right outside, and his dad walks out of the gym, and it's literally the moment he discovers that his teenage son smokes.
My friend is just like... "I don't know what to do. I'm gonna have to drive you home, then go home myself and deal with this shit."
That kinda ruined the whole night so fucking bad.
I went home and went on MSN Messenger and my high school crush was online so I told her about the whole thing.
Not sure how I would rate it on a 1-10 scale, but it was an experience.
2020-07-30 at 1:48 AM UTC
LSD was the biggest disappoint for me ever. I was obsessed with it as a teenager. When I finally got my hands on it when I was 20 or something... it was alright. I thought I'd be seeing psychedelic patterns discovering my inner shakra and shit. But instead I laughed a lot and didn't sleep.
2020-07-30 at 1:51 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Probably around 16 or 17.
2020-07-30 at 2:13 AM UTC
IM ON SHROOMS RN GONNA GO GET SOME PIZZA
will rport back l8r
2020-07-30 at 2:16 AM UTC
OK IAAMM GOING TO GET PIZZZA NAOWW
GOOGLE PLEAS ASK GOOGLE WHER TO BUY PIZZA
OK GOOGL;E I AM HUNGRY CADN I PLEASE HAVE 2 SLIOCES OF PIZZA? OK U FUCKING BITCH U DIDNT HAVE 2 SAY ALL THAT AND TAKE IT THERE
GOOGLE
PEPPERONI PLAZ
2020-07-30 at 3:23 AM UTC
I was 18 the first time I dropped acid, it was green gel caps and to this day it was the best I've ever had.
2020-07-30 at 3:51 PM UTC
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2020-07-30 at 3:58 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i smoked 80x purple sticky salvia in the early 2000s when i was 14.
'twas delightful.
2020-07-30 at 4:02 PM UTC
Musher ooms 16 or 17. Sat 4 deep in my buddies car just sitting in his car in our friend's apartment complex parking lot for probably 6 hours just generally being fucked up and laughing about stuff. The only two details I really remember are this little car like a geo metro driving around the parking lot and we all collectively agreed it was like a big gray mouse. Looking back it seems pretty weird that all 4 of us hallucinated it as the same thing. The other thing that stands out was my buddy Tim who was in the backseat just sort of started freaking out saying he was "leaking" for about half an hour, but he really kinda was, as there was seemingly just a bunch of water or sweat or something that seemed to be dripping from all his facial orifices; eyes nose mouth and ears. He survived though. We all did.
Acid was around the same time with just one buddy of mine. I don't remember the kind, though I wanna say he said there were pink elephants but who knows. That was just a night of laughter at his apartment. The things I remember specifically were listening to dark side of the moon on his moms record player, and fucking with the needle and speed and making it all "super trippy maann" but it did work and it was fucked up. And then he had an Elmo doll I think that was fucking hilarious to us for a while. And when we woke up there were lucky charms marshmallows all over his room so I guess that was a thing too.
2020-07-30 at 4:42 PM UTC
uncontrollable laughter on psychedelics is fun
