The English ivented Rapping, here is an example I just freestyled.
I was walking down the street just the other day When I spotted a Bobby coming the other way The bobby stopped me and ask for my ID I told that fellow he could drink my pee
The bobby did hit me with his billy club Everyone was watching outside the pub he sat on my neck and I couldn't breathe I begged that bobby for a reprieve
I noticed a fellow videoing the scene for upload later on the liberal media machine So there I did breathe my last breath I hope some chaps will learn from my death
When a bobby tells you to behave yourself Do as he says, it's good for your health.
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