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The vending machine guy just hacked all over me at work.

  1. 2020-05-12 at 6:08 PM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Grippos hoardin' ass be stocking the mountain dew meanwhile im sitting in close proximity with my back turned and he just start hacking and coughing.

    Sounded like my cat after eating a plastic bag.
  2. 2020-05-12 at 6:12 PM UTC
    #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    ong wuz yo mask on?!
  3. 2020-05-12 at 6:33 PM UTC
    #3
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    damn. this is pretty bad. rip in 3,2,1 days or weeks.
  4. 2020-05-12 at 6:40 PM UTC
    #4
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Pretty scary tbqh.
  5. 2020-05-12 at 6:48 PM UTC
    #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by STER0S ong wuz yo mask on?!

    No but i put it on afterwards.

    He started coughing and took his mask off mid coughing to cough on me.
    Someone got upset and my boss called his boss to tell him to suck a cock.
  6. 2020-05-12 at 7:38 PM UTC
    #6
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Stop complaining .what is it with your outbursts of false outrage little arny
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2020-05-12 at 7:44 PM UTC
    #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats He started coughing and took his mask off mid coughing to cough on me.
    😂
  8. 2020-05-13 at 4:30 AM UTC
    #8
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats No but i put it on afterwards.

    He started coughing and took his mask off mid coughing to cough on me.
    Someone got upset and my boss called his boss to tell him to suck a cock.

    so did he suck a cock in the end ?
  9. 2020-05-13 at 4:32 AM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Can he hack the vending machine so you get free items
  10. 2020-05-13 at 4:33 AM UTC
    #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    This sounds like another false outrage over mountain dew.
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  11. 2020-05-13 at 4:34 AM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    He's a real DERPA DEW
  12. 2020-05-13 at 5:20 AM UTC
    #12
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    My boss spits in the mouth of every customer who enters our building
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. 2020-05-13 at 5:22 AM UTC
    #13
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    My boss gives everyone a hundred dollar bill every time he sees them like literally manual just walked past him in the hall and he will say how a nice to see you and then he will he will he will slip a cool 100 into your suit pocket Slappy on the back and call you bud and then like literally 20 minutes later the Freeman the hall again and it's just like deja vu like hey really great to see you bud and then he slips you another cool hundred I called him best boss that's what I call him is best boss

    it's strange he does it with the customers and anyone that he sees customers of love him they call him best businessman and I do love him and some guys would just like come see him a lot because it's like he's just a solid dude and he just likes to pay and people like getting paid and they appreciate someone that shoot straight
  14. 2020-05-13 at 5:22 AM UTC
    #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice My boss spits in the mouth of every customer who enters our building

    Address?
  15. 2020-05-13 at 6:16 AM UTC
    #15
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The vending machine company sent someone else out to wipe down the soda bottles.
  16. 2020-05-13 at 10:53 AM UTC
    #16
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby This sounds like another false outrage over mountain dew.

    Ikr



    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The vending machine company sent someone else out to wipe down the soda bottles.

    Bull. Fucking. Shit.

    That absolutely did not happen what-so-ever.

    See, your stories always start of super believable and in most cases true, then you throw in these details where your minimum wage ass somehow cracked down on corporate and blow any trust in the details right out the window.
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