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I was part of the derpadew project

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Back ten years ago when I was homeless I took some bundy and went to go sleep at my church that I was baptized at. Central Presbyterian. And as I was falling asleep I was woken up by a clerk that worked there chased me away. So I ran all fucked up on bundy down the street and I could here the sirens but I could see the sirens more so. The ent up catching up with me and they ent up arresting me which wasn't that hard because I was only 120lbs at the time.

    I woke up in a jail but it wasn't a normal jail they had bricks but they had rigged up buttresses made out of wood like i was underground and it even smelt and felt like i was underground, it was very cold and i was in some kinda paper gown.

    Nurses came and tried to take my blood but my blood was coagulating because of the cold and being underground. They were getting pissed off as if it was my fault and military guys came in to assist her and held me down, i would throw up and it was really bad. I was drugged.

    I woke up on a bus with the cop and the driver in a cage at the front where a shotgun was stored. I was in my own cage but behind me were a bunch of young girls , younger than me wearing a similar uniform. It wasn't a uniform like stripes when you go to jail, but it was yellow with white spots.

    We ent up going to court and I was there with other guys handcuffed and when they judge talked to me i started crying and telling him everything that had happend and that they tried to take my blood but it was caualguated and they strapped me down to a table and i saw shadow people just staring at me and thats all they did.

    the judge released me because i was acting so crazy and he new what was up and they took me to 15 waller street here in austin and gave me zyprexa, which i didnt take. My friend came and picked me up and we smoked but that was it. The cop was really nice to me and he didnt even look like a pig he was dressed really well and said he was just trying to help me. I've seen him 3 times in the last ten years in austin and its freaked me out every time.




    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-18T03:16:50.279693+00:00
  2. #2
    Uhh...how much did you take? Still pullshit anyway, just put a nigga in a drunk tank.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shitfucker Uhh…how much did you take? Still pullshit anyway, just put a nigga in a drunk tank.

    i took 150mg's, they fucking shaved my head man i wouldn't do that myself and i was homeless so i didnt have access to a shaver.
  4. #4
    Dang...they really should have just put a nigga in the drunk tank then wtf lol.

  5. #5
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Why the video of Travis Walton story? we all know he told it for a book deal.

    So gay
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Why the video of Travis Walton story? we all know he told it for a book deal.

    So gay

    not sure what a book deal is, like getting booked in jail and getting out on a deal? site your sources
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shitfucker Dang…they really should have just put a nigga in the drunk tank then wtf lol.

    here they call it the shitfucker tank, where you are a piece of shit and you just fuck shit
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  8. #8
    tl;dr

    You should fix that to say the 'president of the derpadew project' tho.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo tl;dr

    You should fix that to say the 'president of the derpadew project' tho.

    sorry i dont get the reference
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry i dont get the reference

    Your status as a complete derpadew is supreme.
  11. #11
    YOu were abducted

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_triangle_(UFO)
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump YOu were abducted

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_triangle_(UFO)

    maybe, i did take a lot of ambien back in those days.
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