The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-09-26 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #4661
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   OH IF I COULD WALK WITH THE ANIMALS, TALK WITH THE ANIMALS, GRUNT AND SQUEEK AND SQUAWK WITH THE ANIMALS!

   
   Are you otherkin now?
2. 2016-09-27 at 5:50 AM UTC

   #4662
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Let me just take this opportunity to spontaneously express how much I love our federal government and my undying respect in their diligent efforts in keeping us all save. Thank you FBI, CIA, and other betabet agencies.

   
   something something, bomb-
   
   -ass nachos dude
   
   thanks for the recipe
3. 2016-09-27 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #4663
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "Women are demons": www.google.com/search?q="women+are+demons"&oq="women+are+demons"
   
   I love he passages quoted here: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread116779/pg1
   
   

   My son, pay attention to my wisdom,
   listen well to my words of insight,
   
   that you may maintain discretion
   and your lips may preserve knowledge.
   
   For the lips of a woman drip honey,
   and her speech is smoother than oil;
   
   but in the end she is bitter as gall,
   sharp as a double-edged sword.
   
   Her feet go down to death;
   her steps lead straight to hell.
   
   She gives no thought to the way of life;
   her paths are crooked, but she knows it not. (Proverbs 5:1-6)

   
   

   Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life."
   
   Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven." (Gospel of Thomas, verse 144)

   
   I wonder what kind of responses you would receive if you stated on a dating website that you were looking for a non-flamboyant gay man trapped inside a woman's body, but who has no desire to transition genders.
4. 2016-09-27 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #4664
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Hahaha, Jesus killed a fig true by cursing it because it didn't have any fruit!
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_the_fig_tree
   
   The shit they come up with.
5. 2016-09-27 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #4665
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Zongo eater of faces smoker of meths
6. 2016-09-27 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #4666
   ACAB Houston
   I'd like to let the world governments know that I have a properly sized cock in my pants that they can suck on all day. God fucking dammit, I'm trying to remember a latin quote but it's just gone. Fuck.
7. 2016-09-27 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #4667
   ACAB Houston
   Si fractus illabatur orbis impavidum ferient ruinae you fucking cocksuckers.
8. 2016-09-27 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #4668
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i dont care if I get NSA'd because they will see all my nudes and get jealous.
9. 2016-09-27 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #4669
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   I'd like to let the world governments know that I have a properly sized cock in my pants that they can suck on all day. God fucking dammit, I'm trying to remember a latin quote but it's just gone. Fuck.

   
   Phallus Deus. Will work well with that post as far as Latin goes.
10. 2016-09-27 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #4670
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lesbians are evolutionary superior beings.
11. 2016-09-27 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #4671
    Stonesword Yung Blood
    I think hydro's ex is impersonating §m£ÂgØL on here to fuck with him and destroy him online before tracking him down IRL. Idk just a guess. It would be funny as he'll if he did. IMO
12. 2016-09-27 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #4672
    ACAB Houston

    Phallus Deus. Will work well with that post as far as Latin goes.

    Godcock? Sure, I mean why not.
13. 2016-09-27 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #4673
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I think hydro's ex is impersonating §m£ÂgØL on here to fuck with him and destroy him online before tracking him down IRL. Idk just a guess. It would be funny as he'll if he did. IMO

    
    it was me. I'm trying to make her fall in love with me. I will fuck her and video tape the entire thing, maybe livestream. I'm very rough so it will be fun to watch
    
14. 2016-09-27 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #4674
    ACAB Houston
    Synynynynynyncaaaanaaaannnnsssss.....
15. 2016-09-27 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #4675
    ACAB Houston
    All up in my brains!
16. 2016-09-27 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #4676
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Synynynynynyncaaaanaaaannnnsssss…..

    sne dme soem
    
    
    
17. 2016-09-27 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #4677
    ACAB Houston
    Reload! Reload! I'll smoke a fucking kilo. One gram in a puff, man. Thank you very much Mr. John William Huffman.
18. 2016-09-27 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #4678
    ACAB Houston
    Address and pay and I'll send you anything.
19. 2016-09-27 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #4679
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ahab you are a legend. you are also from my favorite country on the earth. Wassup nigga im stoned and bored.
    
    
    
    
    
20. 2016-09-27 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #4680
    ACAB Houston
    Same ol' same ol'.
    
    It's getting cold and the flies come in so I'm on an omnicide spree against the little assholes.