WE ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY BOMBARDED OVER HERE ON THE SOUTHWEST COAST. WE'VE GOT THE FUCKIN NATIONAL GUARD COMING IN FROM THE NORTH AND A MASSIVE HOARDE OF CORONA VIRII COMING FROM SOUTH SOUTHEAST. AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEY GOT A CHINESE SHIP COMING TO BRING THEM A RESUPPLY OF TOXINS. IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, WAR IS HELL. GENTLEMEN, before we depart here today there will have been 3,000 more innocent civilians that have lost their lives to this war. We need heart and we need faith and we need it now if we are ever to succeed.
Although there are fleeting moments away from the thrill of combat, they are plagued with anxiety and thoughts of home for many of our men. So I walk down long winding paths through public parks, donning my hot turquoise medicine mask that has the chemical structure of MDA on it along with an image of god posed as kurt cobain, and I breathe the cool blood soaked quiet air, that air that was so turbulent with the sharp whiz of passing bullets just a few hours earlier, now a stale remind of the breath stolen from these men by the enemy. I was in such a situation the other day, walking through the park when I noticed myself all alone.
In a moment of sublime beauty, the clouds parted as the sun began to set and i saw two hands form from the clouds. THE HANDS OF GOD. THE FUCKING HANDS OF GOD CAME OUT AND MADE A PLANET. It was in this moment of deafening pleasure and beauty that I was ab;e tp comprehend the true nature of the universe and our purpose in this life and on this planet.
GENTLEMEN: WE NEED TO TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY. THE LONGER WE WAIT THE GREATER OUR CHANCES OF FAILURE. (That was in the Art of War, btw)
SEARCH FOR ENEMY WITH VIGILANCE =============================
But the moral of the story of the art of war was the only way to win is not to play..
But anyways that sucks if thats really true what your saying, things are pretty gay here in austin, but nothing that bad not at least yet. we actually have tons of people cycling and walking their pups at all hours of the day here in my hood.
But at least you have some moxie, you'd probably be a good commander. I'm more of rogue spear personally though. You look like a ninja. If I really feel the need to I have bandanas, I have jack daniels one I'll wear because I'm more of a bandit than a ninja.
